Awesome StepMom


I'm awesome, I know it. This is going to be where i put things that make ME look awesome, and their mother not so awesome. Its my tumblr, I can do as I please with it! However, all stories will be truthful. I promise.

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Why SD8 sounds like Darth Vader

She’s allergic to mold. Her mother’s house has mold in the basement. Well, Medusa claims its been tested, but we don’t believe her.

SD8 was in the basement twice this week, which was long enough to trigger her allergens. So, now, DH and I had to give her a breathing treatment because her mother is a fucking idiot.

I call their mother Medusa…because when you look into her eyes, your heart turns to stone. I choose this photo because the person of whom I am speaking has green eyes as well.

I call their mother Medusa…because when you look into her eyes, your heart turns to stone. I choose this photo because the person of whom I am speaking has green eyes as well.

"If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others."
Haim Ginott